the big kid in charge

My name is Jordan, I'm 20 and a half years old, and I enjoy posing for ridiculous photos. Welcome to my humor blog.
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2 months ago on July 10th, 2014 | J | 70 notes

futurefantasticisdead:

that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here

3 months ago on June 8th, 2014 | J | 158,627 notes
3 months ago on June 7th, 2014 | J | 44,926 notes

Goodbye

I changed my password on this blog and my e-mail address’ password which effectively set me up for failure as I have now completely forgotten both passwords and all the answers to the security questions. Once I log out of this blog on my phone I will no longer have access to the blog translucent-tucker. I bid you all adieu. Thank you for all the years we spent together.
Until we meet again,
Jordan

3 months ago on June 5th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
brendonewiththisband:

I Write Sims Not Tragedies

brendonewiththisband:

I Write Sims Not Tragedies

3 months ago on May 29th, 2014 | J | 26,112 notes
awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

3 months ago on May 29th, 2014 | J | 297,064 notes

theentrailsofart:

Am I the only person that thinks that all the Maleficent promo photos look like the SNL photos they show of the host after a commercial break?

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I mean….

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Am I wrong?…

3 months ago on May 29th, 2014 | J | 14,080 notes
3 months ago on May 18th, 2014 | J | 37,651 notes
fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

3 months ago on May 18th, 2014 | J | 418,879 notes

troyler-slay-me:

There really was no holding back with this years senior quotes

3 months ago on May 18th, 2014 | J | 256,368 notes